A Halo Called Fred - Pignocerous of Spleebonia (Very Real Threats)

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New Brunswick, New Jersey’s A Halo Called Fred, also known as “The best guitar, bass, fiddle and Tupperware band in New Jersey,” embarks on the adventure of a lifetime with their new album, Lies, Damned Lies, and Songs by A Halo Called Fred. The album’s 24 tracks carries the listener on a sonic journey of music, sound, adventure, and comedy!

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You think my brain is cracked? ‘Cause my movements are tracked
By the CIA. You know they’re gonna extract
All my thoughts, and when they get ‘em, I’m gonna get whacked
It's a g______ shame, but it’s a g______ fact
Then the sand creatures come with their big rubber skins
With that cork in their belly, gonna hold the sand in
They kinda look human, ‘til you unplug the hole
Sand pours out, skin deflates, then fills back up with your soul

(chorus)
Got no comfort to loan ya
No one gonna phone ya
Nobody’s got the brass
Except for Pignocerous of Spleebonia
He's a pig man with a rhinocerASS
He’s gonna kill all the bastards
No one does it faster
We’ll be forever in his debt
We’ll let him call himself our lord and master
‘Cause he’ll save us from these very real threats

You think this country’s safe? One nation indivisible?
Just wait until China goes and turns itself invisible!
Don’t give me that s___! This is for real, you can’t contain it!
Have you watched their credit rating rise? How else can you explain it?
I’m speaking the truth man! Don’t you doubt me, don’t you scold me!
I know it’s all true, ‘cause that Pignocerous told me!
Don’t want his protection? Go ahead and be dead!
Don’t come running to me when they repurpose your head!

(chorus)

You think my brain is cracked? ‘Cause my movements are tracked
By the CIA. You know they’re gonna extract
All my thoughts, and when they get ‘em, I’m gonna get whacked
It's a g______ shame, but it’s a g______ fact
Yeah it’s a g______, shame, but it’s a g______ fact
Yeah, Pignocerous told me it’s a G______ FACT!

(chorus, ending with)
Since he’ll save us from these very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very real THREATS!

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from Lump'N'Loaf Records Spring/Summer 2016 Releases Sampler, released June 6, 2016

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